An elderly man rushed into the doctor’s office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!!”

While picking up some groceries, a retiree noticed a woman with a girl about 3 years old.

After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, “When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.”

We live in a mid-sized Ontario town and were driving through the countryside one day.

Having witnessed a crime, a young boy was called to testify in court.

Got a photo of something funny related to Reformed history, culture, or tradition? Send it to The Banner and you might see it in print!

Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store.

The pastor in Phil the barber’s village had a fiery sermon on witnessing: “We all have to be soul-winners!”

Got a photo of something funny related to Reformed history, culture, or tradition? Got a funny story or joke?

Aman called 911 and frantically exclaimed, “Quick, quick, send an ambulance. My wife’s having a baby.

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem.

Send Us Your Photos!

Now that John Calvin’s 2009 whirlwind world tour is over, The Banner is pleased to inaugurate a brand-

I was watching my 5-year-old boy kneeling by his bed. He was saying his bedtime prayer.

One day when my daughter Azaeleah was 3 years old, she asked her dad, “Papa, was Joseph a shepherd?”

A new in-law was visiting and inquired about my writing progress.

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says, “What is this, a joke?”

Construction began on a bar in a small town. The local church started a campaign of prayers and petitions to stop it.

During the Reign of Terror of the French Revolution, one morning’s executions began with three men: a rabbi, a Catholic priest, and

Grace and Gratitude—Your Stories

The following is not a joke—we simply wanted to place it where we know you’d r

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, a mother often took her 4-year-old daughter on her afternoon

A preacher prepared for the Sunday-morning worship service, but only one person, a farmer, showed up.

One morning after breakfast we were just finishing up our Bible reading and prayers—my 5-year-old son finished his prayer with &ldq

John Ortberg told this one when he spoke at Calvin College's 2009 January Series: