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Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

R. Smit


When my grandson Kyle was 3 years old, he asked what we were having for supper. I told him it was tuna casserole.

“Sounds kinda fishy,” he replied.

Sandy Sall


Inflation is when you pay $15 for the $10 haircut you used to get for $5 when you had hair.

Cyndi Boss


An American was touring Wales. Upon entering a hotel in one town, he noticed the word “TAM” written on the mat. “Ah,” he said. “I suppose that’s Welsh for ‘Welcome.’”

“No, sir,” replied the doorman. “That’s the bath mat upside down.”

John Veltkamp


My daughter was having a difficult time keeping her 2-year-old daughter quiet in church and kept telling her to shush. The little girl responded, “Why do I have to shush?” My daughter explained that no one was supposed to talk in church. The 2-year-old looked at her mom, pointed to the minister standing in front of the church, and said loudly, “But he’s talking!”

Diana Leyendekker


Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

Patrick Smith


His wife’s graveside service was barely finished when there was a massive clap of thunder followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The husband looked at the pastor and calmly said, “Well, she’s there.”

Marcia Allspach


If our ministers are not environmentally aware, would you say that we should be moving on to greener pastors?

Alletta Whipple


The Sunday school teacher was describing what happened to Lot’s wife when she looked back at Sodom: she turned into a pillar of salt.

Then Bobby interrupted. “My mommy looked back once when she was driving, and she turned into a telephone pole.”

Cyndi Boss

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